6 Sounds You Can Play During Sex Instead of Music!

This may be controversial, but sometimes sex can get stale and boring if you don’t have the right soundtrack. There is only so much “Pony” by Ginuwine that a person can handle. Here are some sounds you can replace your sexy time music with to help keep your bedroom feisty and lively.

1. Dolphin Pods

The cooing of a majestic pod of dolphins acts like a sonic aphrodisiac. Dolphins are nature’s sexual icons and the subject of Lisa Frank’s wildest LSD dreams. Those mystical slip and slides of animals love to fuck and will help you get wet too!

2. John Mulaney’s New in Town Comedy Special

A lot of people would say that maybe you don’t want a laugh track and the shrill voice of a 30-something New York comic in the background of your sex-capades, but I beg to differ. Mulaney’s special is the perfect thing to keep things loose and flirty and the best sex is the kind that you finish while laughing! Talk about an aphrodisiac!

3. An ASMR track of a woman opening eating a pickle

This one just objectively makes sense. Think about it: what’s your favorite thing besides sex? Eating, of course! Sometimes your mouth is occupied while fornicating and you need to have the simulation of eating. There is nothing better than a little food play without the mess!

4. A washing machine set to the rinse cycle