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Ask your parents to go hang out with your friends

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Go to a community event wearing ripped jeans

Explain vegetarianism to your family

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Explain therapy to your family

Date outside of your culture

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Come out to your parents

Move in with a partner before marriage

OR

Explain the concept of privacy to your parents

Go without Costco for a year

OR

Go without TJ Maxx for a year

Be monolingual but really good at the language

OR

Bilingual and shitty at two languages

Hide a relationship

OR

A piercing

Be called “fat” by an auntie

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Get…


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The Royal Dansk cookie brand has spoken out and they “would very much like to be excluded from the sewing kit narrative”.

On Wednesday morning the company released an official statement via an Instagram caption:

“After many decades of staying silent on the issue, we would formally like to distance ourselves from all things sewing related. While we appreciate the clever zero waste approach many immigrant moms take by re-using our tins, we are getting to the point where people don’t even think we actually sell cookies.

Unsuspecting kids find our tins hoping for cookies to be inside, but SURPRISE…


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Photo by Cristian Newman on Unsplash

Sacred rules were broken today.

Every 30 minutes I offer my grandchildren food because I simply MUST. I am called to — I feel the blood rush through me like a siren call, but instead of calling for lovers upon my shores, it’s for pastries and cabbage stews. It is my purpose in life to plump them up like Foster Farms turkeys and the more rotund they are, the harder it is for them to leave.

But, today, I received the shock of my life: one of my grandchildren refused the food I offered. How could this be? …


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What do we publish?

The two main rules are that the content has to be funny and the diaspora of the world has to be able to relate to it.

We only accept fully fleshed out pieces so, please don’t pitch us an idea. We also do not submit previously published pieces. Lastly, we do not submit anything that punches down because it’s lazy.

There are also 3 different sections (fictions, headlines, and personal essays) you can pitch to, so please read the submissions…

Arijana Ramic

Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.

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