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A Comprehensive List of Straight Culture
Abandoning your friends to focus on your significant other
Call your girlfriend a Queen and your man a King!
Joint Facebook accounts
Gender reveal parties
Hating your mother in law
Saying, “when you meet the right person, you’ll know”
Thinking butt sex is kinky
Extra hot coffee
Only wearing sequins on New Year’s Eve or to Coachella
Knowing who Joe Rogan is
Thinking Okurrrr was started by Cardi B
Beer pong
Saying no homo
Saying “…and I oop” but not knowing who Jasmine Masters is
Only wanting threesomes with the opposite sex
Tinder
Wanting a long-term relationship with someone you met on Tinder
Beach volleyball teams
Singing Journey at karaoke
River rafting
Loving your parents
Bombarding people with pics of your boyfriend on social media and then telling the women who like your posts to back off because he’s yours and you own him
Couple’s yoga
Matching outfits
Flip Flops
Fishing
Golfing
Plaid (not to be confused with tartan)
The song Wonderwall
John Mayer
All of the Judd Apatow movies
Putting your partner’s name or initials in your social media bios
