Day 18: Headline Brainstorm

July. 2021.

Just a brain dump for day 18 of my writing challenge because I need to pitch some new pieces. I usually try to brainstorm headlines first so that’s what you’ll see below. They’re not polished, just me trying to get the ideas flowing.

• Open “Girl Boss” Position Apparently Just An Unpaid Internship
• Local Hydro Flask Owner Restrains Themselves From Mentioning Their Water Bottle For The First 3 Minutes Of Conversation
• Yeah, you’re a short king, Lord Farquaad looking motherf*cker.
• BBL or nah? Did these dumb thicc cartoon characters go under the knife?
• Texas bans swallowing. Claims it’s abortion.
• The New Cold War: Peloton vs SoulCycle
• Is it seasonal sadness or the impending doom of our world?
• Girl who claims to be marrying her best friend is actually just marrying some random dude from Tinder she dated for 4–6 years of her late 20's
• Targeted ads kind of feel like a read
• Aw, sad! This girl’s main reply guy deleted his social media for his mental health :(
• HGTV categorized under fictional drama
• The Women’s Queer Eye Spinoff is just 5 of them saying “I can fix him!”
• Denny’s Would Like To Officially…