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Day 24: Sketches Brainstorm

Arijana Ramic
2 min readJan 24, 2022

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Bellevue. September, 2020.

Just a quick brainstorm on some sketches to film with friends:

  • CIA office holiday party (is there HR? Do they give awards for top kill of the year?)
  • A dramatically filmed scene like the person is about to diffuse a bomb but it’s just those biscuit packages that pop open
  • CHOPPED: Depressed Edition (The baskets contain gross item from the contestant’s fridges)
  • Don’t Drake and Drive filmed as a don’t drink and drive PSA
  • “Buy a Personality” infomerical (“For 6 payments of $19.99 you could do something besides be 30 on Tiktok.” “Call now for a discount on the deluxe package where we enroll you into grad school.”)
  • Guy dies a martyr and gets 72 virgins but doesn’t want them because they are all bad at sex so starts bartering
  • Two people who met on dating app are texting but they are having their friends help them text the person and it’s not going well (filmed as split screen)
  • All woman Queer Eye Cast but their makeovers are just saying “I can fix him”
  • The Forgotten Euphoria Character (just a normal girl asking the other Euphoria class to do normal teenage things like join honor society, join the band team, do tech theater)
  • A punch card for women where every 10 times a man…

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Arijana Ramic
Arijana Ramic

Written by Arijana Ramic

Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.

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