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Day 27: Another Headline Brainstorm
Just another brain dump today. Here are some more satire headlines I brainstormed for pitching.
I’m Barbie’s ugly friend: a brunette
I’m Dr. Phil’s therapist and I advising him to quit his job
Joe Rogan and Whatsapp Aunties team up to spread COVID misinformation
Woah, humbling! Single girl set up on a blind date by a friend and wonders is that what my friends think of me?
Destiny’s Child “Soldier” Rewritten to Include a Guy With a 401k
A tall girl’s guide to dating
Woah! Country singer who usually drive backroads experiences traffic for the first time
A guided meditation for immigrant moms
I went undercover at Euphoria High and I’m starting to think we should bring the DARE program back
Scared Straight to film at Euphoria High this Fall!
Whale-tailing is back! Is Big UTI behind the trend?
I healed my inner child and now she wants the whole family to watch the dance we choreographed
I healed my inner child by taking her on a shopping spree at the Limited Too
Exclusive Escape Room Only For Men: Finding Something in the Fridge
Real life beauty and the beast? Gorgeous, gorgeous girls date ugly men
Song: Hey Shorty (Remix) — Chris Andrew, Ozuna
Always gotta have some reggaeton on to put me in a good mood.
