More Goop Candles

Hot off the release of her This Smells Like My Vagina scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced 8 new scents that her Bougie Parfumée line will include.

1. Vagineé

It’s the vagina scent but French! The base note is an intoxicating rose scent but the after scent has a slight twang of cigarettes. The candle even looks like melting raclette!

2. Clean Dick

Something few people have been so lucky to smell, now Gwen is bringing it to the masses. The fresh, dewy smell will remind you a great deal of 2 in 1 Head and Shoulders.

3. Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Blended and created by a man, this complicated but enticing candle has the soft notes of tears with hints of old books and freshly dyed hair. Burn this when you’d like to drift away into an imaginary realm.

4. This is the Vibe of My Diva Cup

This candle comes in a dark red tone and smells like iron leaving your blood. It’s coppery, almost like you’ve eaten a penny, but has the smell of ripe raspberries to balance it out.

5. Nipple Nibble

This candle is a curious blend of lavender and flesh scents, it’s soft and supple as it hits the nose and you’ll feel like you’re suckling on a teat once again, just as you once did in your years as a bébé.