New App Calculates the Risk of Murder of Your Date

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Hot off of a Series B round, the new app I DON’T WANT TO DIE, has been growing at an earth-shattering pace. At only two years old, this app is all the rage for women all over the nation because it requires suitors to answer some simple questions that determine the probability that you will get murdered on your date.

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Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.

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