Real Housewives of Bellevue Tag Lines

Arijana Ramic
2 min readNov 25, 2019
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Bellevue. The land of malls and waterfront homes. It’s also the land of some Housewives. We are overdue for a Real Housewives of Bellevue, so here are some tag lines I imagine the women of our drama filled suburb would have.

I’m from Bellevue and I don’t care who knows it.

Even when I’m messy, I don’t spill my wine.

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Arijana Ramic

Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.