Real Housewives of Bellevue Tag Lines
2 min readNov 25, 2019
Bellevue. The land of malls and waterfront homes. It’s also the land of some Housewives. We are overdue for a Real Housewives of Bellevue, so here are some tag lines I imagine the women of our drama filled suburb would have.
I’m from Bellevue and I don’t care who knows it.
Even when I’m messy, I don’t spill my wine.