Rules to being a positive, happy, empowered bish

via @arijanaramic

Today I found a list on my phone that I wrote while I was going through a weird period of transition and shedding a lot of negative things. “I’ve got new rules, I count ’em:”

  1. Don’t online shop. And especially not from China. It will not fit you sweetie.
  2. Don’t tweet unless it’s funny. Don’t share your problems with the world. Very few people genuinely care…