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The Search History Of: A girl getting her period for the first time

Arijana Ramic
2 min readMar 20, 2020

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WebMD bleeding from my butt?

how many holes are there down there?!

What is a period?

what do i wear if i’m bleeding down there?

do all girls wear pads??

are pads diapers?!

what pad size am i?

how to insert a tampon

if I wear a big tampon does that mean i have a big vagina?

If I use a tampon does that mean I’m not a virgin anymore?

Can virgins get pregnant?

Was Mary really a virgin?

How long does it take to know if you’re pregnant?

chunky period blood — was that a fetus?

is cramping the same thing as contractions?

other period side effects??

Craving meat on period for vegetarians

why do i have to poop all the time on my period?

do women stay home when they bleed?

women just walk around and pretend everything is normal when they bleeding out?

Do people swim on periods?

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Arijana Ramic
Arijana Ramic

Written by Arijana Ramic

Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.

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