10 Ways To Fake a Fun Personality

Arijana Ramic
3 min readJan 31, 2019

1. Swear a lot.

This really lets people know you don’t care what they think of you. People will be charmed by your uninhibited way of life and all that you do to shirk society’s expectations of politeness.

2. Say “I’m getting too old for this” whenever you’re invited to do something remotely fun.

This tricks people into thinking that you used to be full of life and get up to the crazy antics that kids do these days. It means you partied too hard and now at 26, you can’t have a beer without vomiting. It’s a great excuse that saves face.

3. Always say “oh my god last night was so crazy”.

Here’s the thing, even if you’re in bed watching Netflix, you can make it wild. If you mix marshmallows into your popcorn and do a drinking game to The Great British Bakeoff, then this sentence won’t be a lie.

4. Know your Meyers-Briggs by heart and announce it wherever you go.

Knowing your Meyers-Briggs type is an important part of proving how inquisitive and interesting you are. It’s a great way to assert your dominance while hinting that you take quizzes for fun.

5. Pick an obscure color to be your favorite.

Maybe say you love cobalt blue or bordeaux. People will think you have a creative streak or…

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Arijana Ramic

Arijana Ramic is a Seattle based standup comedian. You can find her musings on twitter (@arijanaramic) and short videos on the Aisha and Arijana FB page.